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Virtue with a slow fuse. (Bottom): And where were our bright little angels when the bill was before Congress suthorizing the sale, lease or exchange of naval oil reserves?

The riderless horse

Oh! What a mess!

Seems as if we'd had those things long enough now to be used to them. (Optional line): The horse is all right if the folks in the buggy only don't get panicky

Rushing with first aid to the injured

And no shepherd has since come forth to take his place. (Optional line): The flock has not done so well since he went away

Waiting at the mud puddle

Can't anybody get in as long as that crowd stands on the rear platform

It's taken six years to get the stain out of the family carpet

Well, somebody just had to tell her.

There must be a reason

Probably Noah was likewise delayed

Why Gen. Johnson doesn't want anybody to stay out

In seeking to discover new worlds don't mutiny before you get halfway there

The old fashioned conservative who just dropped in for a glass of beer

Anyone seeking a bargain inquire of South Dakota

We always did feel that writing a letter to Santa Claus didn't do much good

Calling out the women's battalions

Let somebody try it that can ride

Giving business a nice rest between rounds

You were saying something about taxes weren't you---now prove it

Ho, hi-ho, then off to work we go.

Positively embarrassing

If anyone sees the Doctor, please tell him there's a very sick patient waiting to see him.

Beware the judgement of Solomon

Aren't we odd? (Captions): We pick out an engineer for his ability to run the train--and then we elect men to the U.S. Senate who do nothing but tear up the track

The demand for an extra sesssion of Congress

Ain't nature; wonderful? (If frost, drouth, hail and grasshoppers ruin half the wheat crop, the price jumps to $1.50 a bushel and everybody's happy--- but if anybody but nature tries to do it, wow, what a fuss!)

Don't look now. It might be unpleasant

Quick delivery deserves prompt payment(Opt line: Surely you won`t refuse to pay for it, now that it has been delivered)

The political Dardanelles

The magnificent view you discovered on your trip last year---and liked so well that you drove sixty miles out of your way to show it to your friends this year

Nothing tickled the boys who have been on the firing line so much as when some speaker rebuked the scandal mongers for attacking innocent and worthy public servants with malicious and unfounded charges

What you trying to do Governor, upset the band wagon?

Now to keep it alive until November

Under the bed

If it were only that easy

Late bulletins from Philadelphia

Oh just a couple of guys you wouldn't know

The spenders

Why, oh why can't we leave them alone? (Captions): The government has decided to educate them some more; so they can be like us; and maybe if Father is lucky he can get a job in the city as a porter or something.

If we could keep politics from clogging the machinery, it would work a lot better.

You can't arrest a body for just lookin'

It makes a difference whose ox is being gored

You see he only met her a few days ago

There will be some who don't get the principle of the thing at first

Somebody's liable to get a bent fender or something

Sh-h-h-h! Our guests might not think we're glad to see them